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Portsmouth wall helps Southampton artists

While shooting an avant-garde rock video, a south-coast production company that mixes art with business has unearthed an ironic difference between Southampton and Portsmouth.

Southampton based Still Moving has recently started employing painters and artists to create images and navigation for company web sites.

"It is very important for us to be ethical in our approach to business and using an illustrator not only gives websites a unique look and feel but also helps support an artist," explained Still Moving's co-founder Martin Davis. "Following the reaction of our clients we're convinced the paintbrush is mightier than the mouse."

Click here to voteTheir latest collaboration is an entry to a competition to make the video for 'Fires' the next single by Southampton rock group Band of Skulls: the most recent south-coast act to gain major recognition in Europe and America.

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"This challenge is an ideal way of introducing art into the 'Moving' aspect of our plan," confirmed the other half of Still Moving, Isabel Amber Ewen (pictured left), "and although there are many great street artists in Southampton, once we saw Nova's skull designs we knew who we wanted."

Southampton street artist Nova (pictured wearing a mask) uses stencils to spray multi-layered images on walls. Recently he was invited by the Portsmouth art collective P.A.M to add his creations to the alley-ways around Fratton Park.

Click here to vote"They have a much freer attitude towards street art in Portsmouth and they've opened up many walls," he said "but the artists have to responsible and professional or this opportunity will disappear."

The designs around the stadium have become so respected that Portsmouth football club is planning to invite P.A.M to create murals inside the ground.

With every creative aspect of this production based in and around Southampton the irony of shooting in Portsmouth is not lost on the video's co-director Xan Phillips. "Although Southampton is famous for it's walls, the city's street artists have no where so public to express themselves.

Everyone who walked past Nova told him how good the art he and P.A.M have created. It definitely inspires rather than repels."

Although the 'Band of Skulls' video competition has a £3000 cash prize and global exposure Isabel, who shot and edited the whole promo, is ambivalent about winning: "Every element of the project slotted into place so well that we're already delighted with our achievement. The win would be very helpful but this video is already a great demonstration of how local art can work as a promotional device."

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Book banned from Bedroom

An Irish book has been causing marital divisions across the UK leading some wives to ban it from the bedroom.

Belfast born Eamon Nancarrow didn't expect his autobiography 'Holywood Star' to cause such ructions seeing as the climax of his rock career was a disastrous tour of Scotland during a bleak winter.

But the singer's tales of rock and roll misadventure have sent beds rocking with uncontrollable laughter leaving many partners irritated and awake.

'It would start with Michael's shoulders shaking,' said bank manager Angela O'Sullivan (49) of her husband's reaction to certain passages, "and then turn into a belly laugh."

As a resident of Holywood, County Down, her irritation was needing to know what, and more importantly who, in Eamon's adventure was making Michael laugh so much.

Alan & Rhian French"Eventually I told him: "anywhere but the bedroom!" But even when he was in the en suite I could still hear suppressed giggling."

This reaction has spread to the mainland with Rhian French (37), a copy writer from Andover, Hampshire, suffering the same fate. Although her wound was self inflicted as she bought the book as a Christmas present for her husband Alan (right), another struggling musician.

"I had to ask him to stop making so much noise. Every night he was having a bit of a snort and if it wasn’t an outright guffaw there would be a lot of giggling and more snorting. It's a bit worrying when someone is having so much fun on their own in the same bed."

Her solution was simple: "He had to read it downstairs before he came up to sleep."

Eamon NancarrowEamon's Irish eyes might be smiling at the thought of bringing laughter into some people's lives but the negative aspect is beginning to concern him:

"It is never great to cause friction in the boudoir, especially when there are nylon sheets involved, and it was never my intention to set marital sparks flying. The book was only supposed to make people laugh and that seems to be the crux of the problem."

If this is another calamity to befall Eamon Nancarrow at least he's used to it. From the horrors of his first perm in the early 80's to the moment a misplaced stage pyrotechnic almost curtailed his parenting capabilities, he has still been able to see the funny side of life.

However, in some bedrooms around the country, there is only one side of the bed laughing.

Holywood Star is available in paperback priced £9.99 (Showcase UK) from Amazon, WH Smith and www.showcaseuk.tv

 

No Joke

In what is potentially a ground-breaking move Eamon Nancarrow, the author of a ''side-splitting'' new book is offering a 100% money-back guarantee - to readers who don't laugh.

He has promised to refund anyone who fails to see the funny side of his autobiography, 'Holywood Star: the life and time of a rock and roll misadventurer'.

Those who keep a straight face and don't chuckle ''at least once'' will receive a cheque for the book's £9.99 cover price. He will also send ''miserable critics'' a handwritten letter as an apology.

According to experts, the offer is a publishing first and could prompt hundreds of other authors to follow suit. But despite the guarantee, Mr Nancarrow insists only ''one-in-a-million'' readers will ask for their money back.

The book, which went on sale this week, tells the story of his failed attempts to make it as a rock star during the 80s. It has already attracted a string of rave reviews since its official release.

Amazing Radio, which is serialising the book on air from January, described it as ''brilliant'' and ''hilarious''. The station's founder, Paul Campbell, said: ''We try to reflect the realities of life for musicians, and help them overcome some of the difficulties of writing, recording and gigging. Eamon's taken that simple idea and made it hilarious."

"We're delighted to be able to broadcast extracts from his brilliant book on Amazing Radio. We're certain it will raise lots of rueful smiles from listening musos, as well as tons of laughs.''

Billed as a ''crazy rock n' roll tour of calamity'', Holywood Star tells of the author's futile attempts to secure a record deal. Having grown up on a rough council estate in Holywood, a village near Belfast, Northern Ireland, he dreams of performing with his band on the world's biggest stages. But his grand aspirations fall flat time after time, and his plan to reach the ''sleazy heights'' of super-stardom repeatedly fail.

Eamon NancarrowMr Nancarrow, who lives in Belfast, penned Holywood Star - his first book - in less than 24 months. Following a number of ''superb'' reviews, he is now offering a money-back guarantee to those who fail to find the memoirs funny. The father-of-two will contact and question critics individually in a bid to prevent the offer being exploited. Refunds will only be made to those he is convinced are telling the truth.

Mr Nancarrow, 44, who still performs with his band Strictly No Ballroom, said: ''The offer might sound a little crazy, but I think it's fair. ''The book is billed as a 'side-splitting' autobiography, so if people don't find it funny then I've not done what I set out to do. As a result, I'll contact and question anyone who claims not to have laughed at least once and, if they can prove that they've read the book from cover to cover without doing so, I'll return their money.''

Miles Bailey has run The Choir Press, an independent publishers based in Gloucester, since 1982. He said the offer could be the first of its kind in the publishing world. ''This is the first time that I've heard about an author offering a money-back guarantee,'' he said.

''Depending on its success, the offer has the potential of being copied by other authors in a number of genres.'' But he added: ''I can't imagine that the offer will be taken up by many people, though. I've read the book and haven't laughed so much in years.''

Holywood Star is available in paperback priced £9.99 (Showcase UK) from Amazon, WH Smith and www.showcaseuk.tv

 

 

The first book published by Showcase UK is Eamon Nancarrow's side-splitting autobiography 'Holywood Star: The life and times of a rock and roll misadventurer'.

"Laugh Out Loud Funny - Irish News"

Ever since the Rolling Stones burst onto the music scene thousands of would-be rock Gods have picked up an instrument hoping to find similar success. Ask them why they failed and a whole host of reasons will bubble up: band members hated each other, manager let them down, misplaced pyrotechnics causing agony, girlfriends trying to kill each other and finally, the realisation that children have to be fed through a regular job.

Eamon Nancarrow experienced all of the above and much more. In his memoirs `Holywood Star' you'll find yourself bursting out with laughter at events that would stop sane people performing forever; yet these calamities somehow propelled him towards another moment of madness.

Born in 1965, Eamon grew up on a council estate in Holywood, County Down and fell in love with 70's and then 80's rock music. His first goal was to form a band and then conquer the nearby Belfast. Following that London and soon after the rest of the world. Maybe he's achieved that aim in his book...

EAMON NANCARROW was born at an early age, but grew up fast, so fast in fact, that he outgrew his hair. He always considered himself to be a bit of a rock star with a fine singing voice, however it wasn't until the GP presented an ill-fitting truss that he developed his astonishing vocal range. Sounding like a cross between Donald Duck and Tiny Tim made him an attractive catch for bands desperately seeking a singer.

From the age of fifteen he has assaulted the eardrums of the general public without a concern for the damage he was causing. He has used music to achieve his goal of living in abject poverty and boy was he good at it. His life can be mapped out in chapters of the bands he has formed or joined and funnily enough that's mirrored in the book.

After failing miserably in the music business he decided that a new career was necessary, unfortunately for the sanity of his poor family this didn't happen until he was thirty.

Eamon resides in Belfast with his partner Donna and his two kids Teelin and Tara. He still screams rock and roll at the weekends but makes a living as a specialist Infection Control Nurse (God help us all).

Eamon's bands: Guilt Edge, No Hot Ashes, Nellie Dean, Social Idiot, Strictly No Ballroom (current)

To contact the publisher please email books [at] showcaseuk.tv or via Facebook or Twitter

Showcase UK
PO Box 434
Southampton
SO31 0AS

The first chapter of 'Holywood Star' features Bill Wyman and we were delighted to meet him in Bournemouth when the Rhythm Kings played the Pavilion.

As you can see (right) he kindly allowed us to take a snap of him holding 'Holywood Star'.

 

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"I finished the book in a couple of days because I kept finding myself wanting to read "just" one more page." Paul Smyth

"I felt at times as though he was actually sitting in the room with me relating his tales." G Forbes

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